one part truth, two parts mixer

Rappers delight

Can someone make a hip hop plug-in dictionary for phones/T9 please? I'm tired of having to school predictive text in the language of the middle-aged head, yo.

Census

My census form has been giving me accusing looks as I keep putting it in piles of things to do later. I'm wondering whether the Jedi-religion thing last time was a clever ploy by the Census people to make more young people fill it in.

#ads

In the future will we have to specify if we have a vested interest in the stuff we're promotion in our personal communications? Hashtag #ad or something.